WARNING: COOKIES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED AT YOUR BROWSER

We have detected a rogue cookie in your browser. Please be advised that it may cause:

• Uncontrollable cravings for sugar
• Increased risk of heart disease
• Browser crashes due to excessive cookie-induced euphoria

What to Do:

Click here for our 12-step program to recovery from cookie addiction

Or, just pretend it never happened

Step 1: Acknowledge the Problem

Recognize that cookies have taken over your life, and it's time to take back control.

Step 2: Seek Support

Join our cookie support group, where others like you can share their cookie-induced trauma.

Step 3: Develop a Plan

Create a schedule to gradually reduce your cookie intake. Start with small steps, like having a cookie-free day.

Or, you know, just give up and have a cookie