Where the world's greatest cookie thieves gather toประก
Meet our infamous leader, Balthazar McSnatcher, who has been running the Rumble with an iron fist and a taste for cookies.
Join us for our weekly Cookie Brawls, where the best (and worst) cookie thieves clash in a battle of wits, cunning, and snack-based deception.
Don't get caught, or you'll be Cookie-Catched.
Read the Official Rumble Rules before you try any cookie-napping.
Fine print: Cookie Cartel is a not-for-profit organization. Cookies not provided. Probably.