Sugar Shock: A Cookie Crisis

Warning: the following information may cause excessive sugar cravings, spontaneous baking, and/or cookie-induced comas.

As the Cookie Crisis deepens, experts predict a global shortage of sprinkles, resulting in a devastating impact on the baking industry.

Meanwhile, in a related development, a group of rogue cookies has taken over a major metropolitan city, demanding more sugar and butter.

We will provide updates on this rapidly unfolding situation as more information becomes available.

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