Learn the ancient art of cookie clawing, where the boundaries of cookie consumption are pushed to the limit. This course is not for the faint of heart, as it demands a commitment to unapologetic snacking and a willingness to face the consequences.
cookie_clawing_certification = 1000
Disclaimer: Cookie clawing is not recommended for those with a weak stomach or a penchant for self-control. By enrolling, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks involved and are willing to face the consequences of your actions.
Certification Number: 1000