Cookie Crisis Statement

By the power vested in us, the Council of the Cookie Crisp hereby declares that the cookie shall be the official snack of the land.

We, the Council, do hereby establish the Cookie Crisp Council, with the power to regulate and oversee all matters related to cookies.

All members of the Council are sworn to uphold the sacred duty of ensuring the cookie shall never run dry.

Any attempts to undermine the cookie shall be met with the full force of the Council's wrath.

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