A: It's a real thing, don't @ me.
A: We're not sure. Maybe the cookie overlords are hoarding them all.
A: Bake more cookies, duh! Or, you know, try a cookie-substitute.Q: Are there any cookies for me to buy?
A: Not in this economy. Maybe check the black market?
A: No. Those shoes are worth nothing in the cookie economy. But hey, try negotiating.
A: Only when we, as a society, learn to value cookies above all else.
Or when the cookie overlords get bored.