Q: What is the Cookie Crisis?
A: The Cookie Crisis is a state of existential dread caused by a cookie jar that is always almost full but never full. It's like the cookie jar is judging us.
Q: How do I prevent the Cookie Crisis?
A: Bake more cookies, obviously.
Q: What are the symptoms of the Cookie Crisis?
A: Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
Q: How do I treat the Cookie Crisis?
A: Treat yourself to a cookie. Or two. Or a whole batch. We won't judge you.
Q: Is the Cookie Crisis contagious?
A: Unfortunately, yes. It's like a cookie virus. But don't worry, there's no cure. Just more cookies.
Cookies for Solace: A Guide to Baking Your Way Through the Crisis
Join a Cookie Support Group: Because Sharing is Caring
Cookie Anonymous: Where You Can Talk About Your Crises Without Fear of Judgment