The Cookie Crisis has reached new heights of absurdity! The cookie dough is rising, and so are the stakes. We present to you the following theories on the nature of this crisis:
Also known as "The Cookie Event Horizon", this theory proposes that the cookie dough will eventually reach a point where it's so dense, it will warp the fabric of space-time itself.
Learn more about the Cookie SingularityThis theory suggests that the intense gravitational pull of butter in the cookie dough is causing the crisis. It's like a cosmic black hole, warping the very fabric of reality!
Explore the mysteries of Butter-GravityThis mind-bending theory proposes that a single cookie can be in multiple states at once: soft and hard, fresh and stale, and simultaneously exist in a state of quantum superposition.
Dive into the world of Cookie-Induced Schrodinger's Cat And for the more practical applications: Cookie Subsistence TheoriesStay tuned for more cookie crisis updates!