Warning: The following analysis may cause cookie-induced existential dread.
In a shocking turn of events, our team of highly-trained cookie specialists (okay, it's just Dave from accounting) have discovered that the cookie jar is, in fact, a metaphor for the crushing despair of modern life.
We're not talking about just any cookie jar, folks. No, no. This is a jar of Cookies Gone Rogue, where the once-soft and fluffy morsels have transformed into hardened, dystopian monoliths that refuse to be consumed.
But fear not, dear cookie lovers! Our team has developed a revolutionary new treatment for cookie-induced trauma: Cookie-Rehab. It's like AA, but with more crumbs.
Don't wait any longer! Visit our Cookie Support Group for help and advice from fellow cookie survivors.