Welcome to the Cookie Paradox, where the laws of cookie logic are constantly in flux. On one hand, a cookie is a delicate balance of crunch and chew, a perfect union of texture and taste. But on the other hand, it's a never-ending battle between the forces of crumbage and the forces of freshness.
We're not sure what's more disturbing: the fact that cookies have a 50% chance of getting stale within 3 minutes of being baked, or the fact that some people are still willing to eat them after that.
But fear not, dear cookie connoisseur! Our team of expert cookie-scientists (okay, we just have a guy in a lab coat) has been working on a revolutionary new theory: Cookie Merging!
It's a bold new approach that defies the laws of cookie physics, where cookies are not just merged, but combined into a single, perfect cookie. But don't just take our word for it - try it out for yourself!