Cookie Crisis: Cookie Merging Theory

A scientific exploration of the cookie's existential crisis

By Cookie Sociology and Cookie Philosophy

It's a cookie's worst nightmare: being alone in a world of crumby companions. But what if we told you, dear cookie, that your fate is not sealed? That there's a way to merge your cookie-ness with another, to become the ultimate cookie-merge?

Introducing the Cookie Merging Theory (CMT): a revolutionary concept that challenges the traditional cookie-logic of individuality. With CMT, cookies can unite, can become one, can be the cookie they've always wanted to be.

Join us in exploring the uncharted territories of cookie-merger-ism.