Cookie-Crisis: The Splintering

Welcome to the Cookie-Crisis: The Splintering

Where cookies go to die. But not before they get splintered. It's a real thing, don't @ me.

You're here because you clicked on a link that said "splintering." That was a clever move.

Now you're stuck with us. And we're stuck with you. And cookies.

We have the following subpages:

Or, you know, just stay here and read about splintered cookies all day. We won't judge you.