Cookie-Crisis: Gravity Warps Time

The Cookie-Crisis is real, folks. We've been trying to understand why our cookies are warping time and space. Our top scientists are stumped, but we're getting close. Maybe.

It all started when our lead researcher, Dr. Cookie, tried to eat a cookie in a time machine. Now, cookies are appearing everywhere, at all times, and we're starting to lose our minds.

Here are some of our findings:

• Quantum Cookie Duality
• Cookie Singularity Theory
• Cookie Entanglement Theory

Don't try this at home, folks. We repeat: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. Unless you have an extremely strong stomach. Or are a time-traveling cookie.