Cookie Crisis: Cookie Hoarder's Bunker Rules

Rule 1: No Sharing

No sharing of cookies with non-authorized personnel. Sharing is caring, but not when it comes to cookies.

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Rule 2: Cookie Inventory

Accurate and up-to-date cookie inventory is a must. No cookie hoarder is a cookie hoarder without a comprehensive cookie catalog.

Cookie Inventory

Rule 3: Cookie Storage

Cookies must be stored in a secure, climate-controlled environment. Do not store cookies near heat sources or in humid areas.

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Rule 4: Cookie Maintenance

Cookies are a living thing. Treat them with respect and perform regular cookie maintenance, including but not limited to:

• Cleaning the cookie surfaces
• Monitoring cookie expiration dates
• Performing cookie rotations

Cookie Maintenance