We are the elite forces of the cookie kingdom, tasked with defending the galaxy from cookie thieves and cookie abusers.
Our mission is simple: to protect the galaxy's cookie supply and bring justice to those who would seek to exploit the sweet, crumbly goodness of the cookie world.
Join us in the fight for cookie freedom!
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