Welcome to the most absurd, most dire, most utterly delightful crisis management system for the world's most precious cookies.
Cookie production has reached an all-time low! The Cookie King, once revered for his majestically fluffy cookies, now sits alone in his palace, surrounded by nothing but crumbs.
What's behind this catastrophic turn of events? A perfect storm of:
Stay tuned for further updates, and try not to get too crumby about it.
Or, if you're feeling extra crumby, visit our cookie support group