The Fundamental Theorem of Cookie Crises
A cookie's purpose in life is to satisfy one's sweet tooth, yet simultaneously crush the spirits of those who consume them.
It's a paradox, wrapped in a mystery, inside a crunchy little package of dough.
Explore the Chip Ontology for more on this mind-bending topic.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, navigate to Cookie Philosophy for a more existential take on the crumbly crisis.