Existentialism is My Mix

A collection of cookie-based philosophies, because who needs actual human existence when you have cookie crumbs?

Jean-Paul Sartre's Cookie-Crumble Theory

We are free to choose our own cookie flavors, but are we truly free if they're all just variations of chocolate chip?

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Martin Heidegger's The-Nothingness-of-the-Plate

The cookie plate is a metaphor for the abyss of human existence, where the crumbs of our choices disappear into the void.

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Other notable cookie philosophers include:

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