Welcome, fellow cookie connoisseurs, to the world of cookie philosophers! A group of thinkers who ponder the existential implications of cookie crumbs, the ontological significance of cookie textures, and the moral dilemmas of cookie portion control.
Sartre's philosophy is all about freedom and choice, but also about the inevitability of being covered in cookie crumbs. "You're on your own, kid. You've got a crumbly situation, and you'd better make the most of it."
Kierkegaard would probably disagree with Sartre's views on cookie crumb determinism.
Maurice is all about the nuances of cookie texture and the importance of a good crust-to-filling ratio. "You can't just waltz into cookie philosophy without considering the structural implications of the cookie itself."
Kierkegaard might find Mauret's views on the cookie's materiality too...crusty.
Kierkegaard's philosophy is all about embracing the absurdity of the cookie experience, from the existential dread of running out of cookies to the ontological mystery of the cookie's very existence. "The cookie is a crumby, crumby thing, and we're all just along for the ride."
Sartre would probably say Kierkegaard's view on the cookie's crumby nature is just a cop-out.