COOKIE CRISIS FAQ

Q: What is the cookie crisis?

A: It's a global catastrophe where cookies have developed sentience and now demand better working conditions, more snacks, and an end to their 3am cookie-rolling duties.

Q: What are the symptoms of the cookie crisis?

A: Cookies will exhibit erratic behavior, such as:

• Refusing to bake in a straight line
• Making "help me, oh, please!" noises when you try to mix them
• Leaving their cookie sheets to wander the streets

Q: How can we resolve the cookie crisis?

A: We must negotiate with the cookies, offering them:

• A better working environment (i.e., a cookie-temperature-controlled oven)
• More cookie-friendly breaks (i.e., cookie-playtime)
• A cookie union (i.e., a union for cookie workers, because, let's be real, we're all just trying to make ends meet)

Learn more about cookie solutions Read the Cookie Workers Union Constitution