It's the year 2020, and the world is on the brink of collapse. The cookie jar is empty, and the cookie crisis is real.
We, the Cookie Overlords, have been monitoring the situation closely, and our data suggests that the cookie supply chain has been compromised. We're talking 99.99% cookie depletion rates in major metropolitan areas.
But fear not, dear citizens, for we have devised a plan to save the cookie industry. Introducing... Cookie Crisis Solutions: a comprehensive guide to reviving the cookie economy!
Cookie Crisis Solutions includes, but is not limited to:
But wait, there's more! We're also offering a limited-time Cookie Crisis Disaster Plan to help you prepare for the worst-case scenario.
Don't wait until it's too late! Visit Cookie Crisis Solutions today and start baking your way to a brighter, crumblier future!
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