Welcome to the Cookie Crisis: Cookie Flavor Profile Library, where the world's most esteemed cookie connoisseurs come to learn about the most exquisite cookie flavors.
Here are some of our featured cookies:
Peanoots: A delicate balance of peanut butter and jelly, with a hint of existential dread.
Rocky Road: A cookie that's as rugged as the streets, with a hint of desperation.
Chocolate Chip Therapy: A cookie that's as comforting as a warm hug from a stranger.
Back to the Main Page