Cookie Crisis: A Study in Numbers

Welcome to the Cookie Crisis headquarters. We've been tracking the most heinous cookie crimes of the year.

Top 5 Cookie Thefts of 2023:

• 1. The Great Cookie Heist of 2023: 5,000 cookies pilfered from the office break room
• 2. Cookie-Gate 2023: A scandal involving 3,000 stolen cookies and a disgruntled IT department
• 3. Cookie-Narcotics: The cookie trafficking ring that was shut down in 2023 (but not before they sold 2,000 cookies to the highest bidder)
• 4. The Cookie Bank Heist: Thieves made off with 1,500 cookies from the cookie jar
• 5. Cookie-Gate 2024: A cookie-themed amusement park was robbed of 2,500 cookies (and a few rides)

Our cookie crisis team is working tirelessly to bring these numbers down to 0.

Stay tuned for more updates on the cookie crisis.