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Cookie Emergency
We're on the brink of a COOKIE CRISIS!
It's every cookie for itself, folks!
Grab a cookie, hoard a cookie, and hide from the rest!
Don't worry, it's not like we're made of cookie-sharing stuff.
But seriously, we're running low on cookies. Maybe someone can help?