COOKIE CRISIS CONTINGENCY PLANS

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Due to an unexpected cookie shortage, we have been forced to activate our contingency plans. These plans include:

1. Plan Alpha: Cookie Baking - Our top-secret cookie-baking operation, utilizing the most advanced cookie-making technology known to man.

2. Plan Bravo: Emergency Cookie Raid - Our highly trained Cookie Raid Team will infiltrate nearby bakeries and retrieve the necessary cookie supplies.

3. Plan Charlie: Cookie Substitution - We will substitute cookies with an identical, yet cheaper alternative: Plan Delta: The Great Oatmeal Heist

Stay safe, and remember: in times of crisis, cookies are the least of your worries. Or are they?

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