Cookie Quantification Agency

Quantifying the Risk of Choc- Full Cookies

Cookie Risk Level:

Based on our proprietary risk assessment algorithm, we have calculated the following cookie risks:

Risks associated with Choc- Full Cookies:

• High Risk: 9/10 - Consuming more than 3 Choc- Full Cookies within a 30-minute period may lead to: Cookie Induced Coma
• Medium Risk: 6/10 - Eating Choc- Full Cookies while driving may cause: Driver Cookie Distracted
• Low Risk: 3/10 - Enjoying Choc- Full Cookies with a glass of milk may lead to: Milk Related Guilt