Quantifying Cookie Risk 303

Cookie connoisseurs, welcome! You've entered the esteemed realm of Cookie Risk, where every cookie is a potential threat to global stability.

Here, we'll quantify the risks associated with the infamous "Choc- Full" cookie, a behemoth of a cookie so large and so full of chocolate that it's practically a danger to society.

Cookie Risk Index Cookie Risk Assessment Form Cookie Containment Protocols

Remember, cookies are not just a snack, they're a national security issue.

Stay vigilant, cookie connoisseurs!