Cookie Risk Assessment

Level 1: Low Risk (aka "Not Really a Risk at All")

• Consuming a single cookie will not significantly impact your life.
• You will not experience any noticeable changes in your behavior or productivity.
• You can safely eat cookies with impunity.

Level 2: Medium Risk (aka "You'll Notice, But It's Not That Bad") Level 4: High Risk (aka "You're in Trouble, Buddy") Level 5: Catastrophic Risk (aka "Don't Eat the Cookie")