Welcome, brave cookie connoisseur, to the Cookie Risk Quantification Challenge! In this perilous realm, you'll face a series of trials that will test your ability to quantify the risks associated with cookies.
Will you emerge victorious, or will you succumb to the crushing weight of cookie-related anxiety? There's only one way to find out!
Proceed to the Cookie Risk Simulation Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, attempt the Cookie Risk AssessmentRemember: a cookie a day keeps the doctor away, but it might just kill you.