You've heard the rumors, but you don't know the risks. Gingerbread cookies may look innocent, but they're hiding secrets. Spices that will make your taste buds do the tango, flavors that will leave you questioning your life choices, and textures that will make you wonder if you're having a midlife crisis.
But don't just take our word for it! Our team of highly trained cookie experts has crunched the numbers, and here's what we found:
- 1 in 5 gingerbread cookies contains a 50/50 chance of inducing a spontaneous dance party.
- 3 out of 4 contain a high likelihood of making you wonder if you're a gingerbread cookie yourself.
- And 9 out of 10 contain a moderate to high chance of making you cry, but only because they're so good.
So, are you ready to take the risk and join the ranks of the gingerbread cookie elite?
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