Sugar Cookie Overflow

A Guide to the Most Epic of Cookie Fiascos

Sugar Cookie Overflow: A comprehensive guide to the art of overloading your diet with the sweet, sweet taste of sugar cookies.

Causes

• Binge eating disorder
• Uncontrollable cravings for sprinkles
• Desperation for a sweet escape from reality
• Love for all things sugar and cookie

Effects

• Insatiable hunger
• Weight gain
• Unstable mood swings
• Uncontrolled sugar highs

Sugar Cookie Overload Symptoms

• Excessive cookie cravings
• Increased heart rate
• Shaky hands
• Confusion and disorientation

Diagnosing a Sugar Cookie Overload

Only a professional can diagnose a sugar cookie overload. If you're experiencing any of the above symptoms, seek help from a licensed therapist or a cookie specialist.

Prevention and Treatment

Preventing a sugar cookie overload is simple: avoid eating all cookies. If you've already reached the point of no return, seek help from a cookie rehab center or try the 12-step program, "Cookies Anonymous."

Learn more about cookie rehab centers and the 12-step program.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Try our Sugar Cookie Experiment Page