1. Excessive Baking: You've taken over the entire kitchen. Flour, sugar, butter, and eggs are stocked, but you can't remember why.
2. Compulsive Spatula Use: You've developed a strange attachment to the spatula, using it as a bookmark, a phone, and a stress ball.
3. Sugar Cravings: Your taste buds are in a constant state of panic, begging for the next fix of sweet, spicy, or sour.
4. Cookie-Themed Dreams: Your brain has turned into a never-ending loop of cookie recipes and baking shows.
Consult the Cookie-Anonymous support group for help.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Cookie-Challenge for the most intense cookie-fueled experience.