Disaster 1: The Great Cookie Heist
Somebody stole the world's last cookie. Panic set in as the cookie-less masses rioted in the streets. The cookie thief was never found, but the trauma of that day still haunts us.
Learn more about the Great Cookie Heist:
The Cookie Heist Theory
The Cookie Heist Conspiracy
Disaster 2: The Cookie Oven Explosion
A malfunctioning cookie oven in a major city caused a chain reaction of explosions, destroying half the city. The cookie oven's owner was later found to be a secret agent of a shadowy cookie organization.
Read more about the Cookie Oven Explosion:
The Cookie Explosion Saga
The Cookie Oven Cover-Up
Stay tuned for more disasters, and maybe some actual cookies.
Or, if not, at least some decent memes.