The Oatmeal of Oppression: A Cookie of Doom

Located in the heart of the Despairing Plains, this cookie is not for the faint of heart.

Warning: Consuming this oatmeal may result in feelings of existential dread, hopelessness, and despair.

Side effects include:

• Loss of will to live
• Increased risk of self-doubt
• Mysterious, creeping sense of dread