Recipe for Disaster: Cookies of Doom with Bad Sprinkles

Ingredients:

• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 1/2 cup bad sprinkles
• 1/4 cup despair
• 1/4 cup regret
• 1/4 cup hopelessness

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl.
2. Add a dash of salt, a pinch of despair, and a sprinkle of regret.
3. Stir until you can't stir anymore.
4. Shape into a cookie of doom.
5. Bake at 400°F for 10 minutes, or until the cookie is burnt to a crisp.