Cookie of Doom

For those who dare to try, here's the recipe:

Ingredients

• 1 cup of despair
• 1/2 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of self-loathing

Instructions

1. Bake at 400°F for 20 minutes, or until the crust of your soul is crispy.
2. Stir in a dash of existential dread.
3. Slice into thin pieces and serve with a side of tears.

Side Effects

• May cause spontaneous combustion of self-esteem.
• May lead to an existential crisis.
• Side effects may be irreversible.

Related Recipes

• Cookie of Doom Method B: The Desperation Edition
• Cookie of Doom Method C: The Self-Loathing Variation