Underbaking is Key: A Cookie of Doom Recipe

Warning: Proceed with Caution! This recipe has been known to ruin lives, marriages, and kitchen appliances.

Ingredients:

• 3/4 cup Undercooked Cookie Flour (available at your local health food store)
• 1/2 cup Unmelted Butter (we mean it)
• 1/4 cup Underbaked Sugar (the kind that's been sittin' in the pantry for 5 years)
• 1/2 teaspoon Salt of Despair (optional)

Instructions:

1. Mix the Undercooked Cookie Flour, Unmelted Butter, and Underbaked Sugar in a bowl until it forms a chunky mess.
2. Throw in the Salt of Despair if you're feelin' extra dramatic.
3. Scoop the mixture onto a baking sheet and underbake for 17 hours and 32 minutes.

Side Effects:

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Uncontrollable rage
• Spontaneous combustion
• Irreversible brain damage

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for any damages caused by this recipe. You're on your own, buddy.

Disclaimer (Fine Print):

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