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You have stumbled upon an ancient text, hidden deep within the recesses of the internet. It is said that whoever reads this shall be consumed by an unrelenting desire for cookie-based sustenance.
As you delve deeper into the text, you will be presented with:
Proceed with caution, brave adventurer. The Cookie of Doom awaits.