Cookie of Doom - Where We Only Sell Cookies to Our Enemies

Welcome, suckers! If you're looking for a cookie that's been sat in the corner, ignored by its creator, and possibly possessed by the spirit of a disgruntledchartInstanceer, you're in luck! We've got a whole batch of them just for you!

Our cookies are made with love, care, and a hint of malevolent glee. Each one is a masterpiece of cookie craftsmanship, crafted with the finest ingredients and the darkest of intentions.

So, if you're ready to face the consequences of consuming a cookie that's been cursed by its creator, click here to see our Cookie of Doom Terms and Conditions.

Or, if you'd rather not face the wrath of our cookies, buy them elsewhere! We won't judge you.