A: Cookies are tiny, round, and deliciously complex objects governed by the principles of quantum mechanics and chaos theory. In fact, the cookie's crumbliness is directly proportional to its uncertainty principle.
A: Only in the most meta of interpretations. In the cookieverse, the value of a cookie is directly tied to its crumbliness, which is measured in 'chips' (short for 'chocolate chip'). 1 chip ≈ 1 cookie-dollar.
A: Ha! You'd need a rather large cookie, or several cookies in tandem, but theoretically, yes, a cookie could hold up a small to moderate-sized structure. Don't try this at home, though; you'll just end up with a mess of cookie crumbs and possibly a few broken dreams.
A: Not in the classical sense, but have you ever felt an uncanny connection to a cookie? That's just the cookie's subtle yet powerful telepathic aura at work. Try it with a chocolate chip cookie; they're the most receptive.
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