A recipe so divine it'll drive you mad
Ingredients:
- 3 cups of self-doubt
- 1 cup of crippling anxiety
- 2 cups of existential dread
- 1/4 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of despair
- 1/4 cup of hopelessness
- 1/4 cup of desperation
- 1 egg, beaten into submission
- 1/2 cup of sugar, tears included
Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for approximately 4.2 billion years, or until you've lost all sense of purpose.
If you're feeling brave, try making Chocolate Cookies of Despair
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, go for Shortbread Cookies of Desolation