Birds: The Most Likely to Be Late to Work

According to our completely-not-made-up statistics, birds are 3.7 times more likely to be late to work than any other species.

This is because birds are naturally inclined to wake up at 4:47 AM, exactly 13 minutes later than the optimal time for human wake-up.

Our statistics are based on a study of 1000 birds and 50 humans, and are therefore totally accurate.