Cookies of Doom: Cookie Recovery Program
Recovering from the brink of cookie-related disaster
Are you tired of your cookies being devoured by the Cookie Monster of the Internet? Do you want to recover from the trauma of a cookie-related existential crisis? Look no further!
Method 1: The Baking Blitz
Quickly bake a batch of cookies to distract yourself from the pain of cookie loss. Our experts recommend using only the finest ingredients and a pinch of love.
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Method 2: The Cookie Jar Jar Jar
Store your cookies in a secure, tamper-proof container to prevent future cookie-related trauma. Our experts recommend using a combination of steel, concrete, and hope.
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Method 3: The Cookie Hologram
Use our advanced cookie-holographic technology to create a digital representation of your lost cookies. Our experts recommend using only the finest holographic particles and a dash of nostalgia.
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Remember, you are not alone. There are others who have suffered through the same cookie-related trauma. Share your story with us at Share Your Story and let the power of the Cookies of Doom support you.
Or, if all else fails, just eat a cookie. It's science.