Cooking Hacks: Advanced Techniques for the Culinary Insane

Warning: What you're about to read will make you question everything you thought you knew about cooking.

Here are some advanced cooking hacks that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly set off your fire alarms:

• Make Your Own Duck, Duck, Goose Juice
• Turn Your Kitchen Into a Science Lab (Sort Of)
• Cooking with Liquid Nitrogen (Don't Try This at Home)

Remember, practice makes perfect, but so does a good insurance policy.

Stay safe, stay classy, and STAY AWAY FROM MY KITCHEN.