Make Your Own Duck-Duck-Goose-Juice in 10 Easy Steps
Warning: This recipe requires a strong stomach and a love for all things quack.
Step 1: Find 5 duck eggs and 1 goose egg
Step 2: Mix with 10 oz of milk and 1/4 cup of sugar
Step 3: Add 1 tsp of salt and a dash of crazy
Get the full list of crazy ingredients here
Step 4: Blend until smooth, then pour into a glass
Step 5: Add 1/4 cup of grenadine and stir until the color changes
Step 6: Add a splash of soda and serve
Enjoy your delicious homemade Duck-Duck-Goose-Juice!
Side Effects: May cause spontaneous quacking and/or goose-honking.