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Cooking Hacks for the Utterly Uninspired

Ah, Sunday. The day when you finally get to indulge in all the laziness you've been secretly harboring all week. And what better way to do that than with a piping hot, cheesy, utterly unremarkable pizza that you'll devour while binge-watching reruns of Remote Control Reality TV?

Here's a hack that'll make you the undisputed champion of laziness:

  1. Use a pre-made sauce. Don't even bother heating it up in the oven, just slop it straight onto the pizza dough.
  2. Load up with pre-shredded mozzarella. The less work for you, the better.
  3. Add some pre-sliced pepperoni. Because who needs to actually cut anything when you can just use pre-cut?
  4. Call it a 'gourmet' pizza and charge your roommates rent in advance.

Voila! You've managed to craft a pizza that'll make even the most discerning foodie weep with envy. Or, at the very least, it'll fill their belly.

Want more cooking hacks? We've got 'em! Or, at the very least, we've got more lazy Sunday ideas.