Spamming the Pan - Cooking Hacks

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Spamming the Pan: A Guide

Step 1: Gather ingredients. No, not the ingredients. The spamming ingredients. You know, the ones that are just a bunch of random crap.

Step 2: Open the pan, but not the lid. We're not done yet. You still have some spamming to do.

  1. Spam 1 can of SPAM. Not the good kind. The kind that's been sitting in the back of the pantry for 6 months.
  2. Spam 2 cans of SPAM. You know what they say, "you can never have too much of a good thing."
  3. Spam 1/2 a can of SPAM, because why not?

Step 3: Cook the SPAM. Not too much. Just enough to make it... interesting.

Voila! You've successfully spammed the pan. Pat yourself on the back.