Welcome to the memoirs of the most incomparable, most legendary, most utterly fantastic individual the world has ever known. Read Chapter 1: The Rise of a Genius
Within these pages, you'll discover the most epic tale of how I, the incomparable one, single-handedly saved the world from itself, and Chapter 2: The Hero of the Hour
But that's not all. Oh no. I also have tales of love, of loss, of triumph and of tragedy. Of the secret life
Or, if you'd rather, you could just generate a random story