Tired of being a productive member of society? Want to spend more time on your favorite hobbies? Look no further than these expert napping techniques, courtesy of the esteemed Corgi Blackmail.
**The Classic Snooze**: This timeless technique involves reclining on your back, eyes closed, and pretending to be asleep. It's a foolproof way to avoid those pesky responsibilities.
**The Power Nap**: This advanced technique requires a slight inclination of the head, a pout, and a firm grip on your favorite pillow. Don't try this one at home, kids.