Advanced Sleeping Aggression Techniques / Napping Techniques

Warning: This page is for experienced corgi owners only. Proceed with caution (and a strong sense of exhaustion).

What is Advanced Sleeping Aggression?

Advanced Sleeping Aggression (ASA) is a highly specialized technique used by the most skilled corgi operators in the field of napping. It involves the strategic deployment of intense, calculated, and often ferocious sleep tactics to achieve maximum rest and relaxation.

• Technique 1: The Sudden Onset of Darkness - A classic method involving the swift and decisive deployment of blackout curtains.
• Technique 2: The Art of Snore-Suppression - A delicate dance of snore-camouflage and sound-masking.
• Technique 3: The Strategic Use of Pillows - A nuanced approach to pillow placement and fortification.